Tag Archives: london

Notes to bike thieves

1. When stealing a bike don’t use your own security card to access the bike shed. 2. Don’t stare at the CCTV in broad daylight. 3. Don’t steal it from the same university you also study at. 4. Don’t, having … Continue reading

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New Year Resolutions for YOU, LONDON

I have a list of New Years’ resolutions for Londoners developed over the last week of Christmassy hell: 1. stand on the fucking right 2. walk on the fucking left 3. do not look up/down/left/righ/backwards/at your iPhone when walking FORWARDS … Continue reading

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